Thursday, January 14, 1999

No news is no news

No baby yet.

(press DELETE now if you don't care about the details...)

Well, we made it to Thursday, which I never thought would happen. Last week as Carolyn and I left the doctor's office, we made an appointment for this week, I said, "Yeah, right, like we'll need it!"

Wrong again.

The baby is determined not to change his primary residence...yet.

Carolyn forbade me to try my reverse psychology idea. "You are NOT telling him to stay inside!"

Everything looks and sounds fine. A clean bill of health from the doctor. The doctor says he would be very surprised if the baby isn't evicted before his due date, Feb. 4. The doctor wants the baby to come soon, but won't take drastic steps to make that happen until the due date arrives.

We do have the doctor's blessing to try the various, so-called "hocus-pocus", methods of making the baby come. We already tried chinese food, to no avail. A local mexican restaurant reputedly has a salsa that does the trick. So tonight we're having mexican food.

We've received recommendations of a few other home remedies, all of which we will try in turn - except for castor oil. No to that!

Stay tuned...

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